Close Menu
  • Support Us
  • Login
  • Newsletter
  • News
  • Features
  • Interviews
  • Reviews
    • Video Games
      • Previews
      • PC
      • PS5
      • Xbox Series X/S
      • Nintendo Switch
      • Xbox One
      • PS4
      • Tabletop
    • Film
    • TV
    • Anime
    • Comics
      • BOOM! Studios
      • Dark Horse Comics
      • DC Comics
      • IDW Publishing
      • Image Comics
      • Indie Comics
      • Marvel Comics
      • Oni-Lion Forge
      • Valiant Comics
      • Vault Comics
  • Podcast
  • More
    • Event Coverage
    • BWT Recommends
    • RSS Feeds
Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram
Support Us
But Why Tho?
RSS Facebook X (Twitter) YouTube
Trending:
  • Features
    The Pitt Season 2 episode still

    ‘The Pitt’ Season 2 Is Doing Good Work

    04/16/2026
    METRO 2039 trailer still from the Xbox First Look reveal

    ‘Metro 2039’ Is Focusing On The Consequences Of War With A Uniquely Ukrainian Voice

    04/16/2026
    One Piece Season 3

    ‘One Piece’ Season 3 Is On The Way: Here’s What To Expect

    04/14/2026
    Nintendo Talking Flower

    Nintendo’s Talking Flower Is Funny – If You Can Make It Past A Couple of Weeks

    04/13/2026
    Super Smash Bros. Movie But Why Tho

    The 5 Movies Nintendo Needs To Make Next Before ‘Super Smash Bros.’

    04/11/2026
  • Apple TV
  • K-Dramas
  • Netflix
  • Game Previews
  • Sports
But Why Tho?
Home » Film » REVIEW: ‘The Promised Land’ Offers What It Promises

REVIEW: ‘The Promised Land’ Offers What It Promises

Jason FlattBy Jason Flatt12/04/20234 Mins ReadUpdated:03/28/2024
The Promised Land - But Why Tho
Share
Facebook Twitter Pinterest Reddit WhatsApp Email

Danish historical drama The Promised Land (Bastarden) by director and writer Nikolaj Arcel is a solid take on pride, determination, and revenge. Starring Mads Mikkelsen as the main character Ludvig von Kahlen, you are beholden to a man’s singular and unwavering vision for about two hours. Kahlen is of ignoble blood, so while he rose through the ranks of the German military over 25 years, his noble peers achieved the same success in only 6 months. Where wealthy landowners and judges, like Kahlen’s rival Frederik De Schinkel (Simon Bennebjerg), could treat farmers and servants like they’re disposable, Kahlen has to work tirelessly to build the trust of every person he encounters. When Kahlen determines to fulfill the King’s dream of settling the Danish heath, the wilderness of seemingly barren land that covers great swaths of the kingdom, absolutely nothing will stand in the way of accomplishing his goal.

Kahlen’s only motivation is a sense of honor and duty. It’s not the most enthralling set of motivations, but it’s not a hard motivation to sell, either. Mikkelsen plays the character with such a sternness as to be unlikable at times but a commitment to others that results in unwavering dedication to the people he cares for around him. That care isn’t just chauvinism reserved for the women around him, either.

Get BWT in your inbox!

Subscribe to our weekly newsletter and get the latest and greated in entertainment coverage.
Click Here

Get BWT in your inbox!

Subscribe to our weekly newsletter and get the latest and greated in entertainment coverage.
Click Here

Whether it’s the priest Anton (Gustav Lindh) who first helps him establish his home at King’s Land or the runaway farmer Johannes (Morten Hee Andersen) who has taken refuge with Kahlen, his sense of honor and duty does extend to a prickly kindness. He’s also rather delightfully uncomfortable with the women he cares about, never fully sure how to treat the advances of the noble Edel (Kristine Kujath Thorp), who lives at De Shinkel’s estate, Anton’s wife Ann Barbara (Amanda Collin), or the child Anmai Mus (Melina Hagberg).

Every other character seemingly has stronger and more impactful motivations than Kahlen. Ultimately, he’s the conduit for the plot and some action sequences, but characters like Ann Barbara and Edel are the heart of the movie. Ann Barbara was abused at the hands of her former master, De Schinkel, and becomes both the impetus and the executor of The Forgotten Land’s claim to being a revenge story. She’s not always allowed to play much more of a character than “wife” or “parent.” But when she does, it becomes a highlight of the emotion and action.

The Promised Land Villain - But Why Tho

Similarly, Edel’s father is trying to marry her off to De Schinkel, but he is not only an abhorrent, tyrannical person hellbent on tormenting Kahlen and his settlement for daring to claim land for the King that he believes should rightfully be his (it is not rightfully his). He’s also an absolute rube. Every line out of his mouth is either a mockery of himself or something completely cruel. The part is very well played and exactly the right balance of evil and idiotic because he is just so much of both.

Edel obviously wants nothing to do with this pitiful man and seeks refuge in Kahlen. Like Ann Barbara, she is often relegated to an object of affection, but even then, she is the pursuer of most of that affection and has perhaps more agency even than the honor-bound Kahlen.

His honor results in some terrible decisions over and over again that cost him and his people dearly. It’s pretty upsetting by the end just how badly this man messes everything up for everyone he cares about. The movie wants you to believe he had no other choice in the face of physical threats, racism, winter storms, and so forth, but a modern audience might have a hard time believing that even this character, who is so dutiful and loyal otherwise, would make all of the choices he does. He’s supposed to be forgiven by the end for rectifying his errors, and other characters ultimately make their own choices that seal their fates regardless of Kahlen’s actions. But it’s still hard to fully forgive him by the end of The Promised Land the way you’re expected to.

Through some cathartic farming, family-building, and revenge, The Promised Land pulls together its seemingly rogue elements to render an entertaining film. Its setting and villain are its biggest stand-outs, although Mikkelson and others certainly put in solid performances.

The Promised Land is available now on Prime Video.

The Promised Land
  • 7/10
    Rating - 7/10
7/10

TL;DR

Through some cathartic farming, family-building, and revenge, The Promised Land pulls together its seemingly rogue elements to render an entertaining film. Its setting and villain are its biggest stand-outs, although Mikkelson and others certainly put in solid performances.

Share. Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn WhatsApp Reddit Email
Previous ArticleDemon Slayer -Kimetsu no Yaiba- Sweep the Board! Comes to Switch
Next Article Mortal Kombat: Onslaught Update Adds MK1 Shang Tsung To The Fight
Jason Flatt
  • X (Twitter)

Jason is the Sr. Editor at But Why Tho? and producer of the But Why Tho? Podcast. He's usually writing about foreign films, Jewish media, and summer camp.

Related Posts

Normal (2026)
8.0

REVIEW: ‘Normal’ Delivers Inventive Kills and Strong Performances

04/17/2026
Balls Up movie still from Prime Video
4.0

REVIEW: ‘Balls Up’ Is Bad In Every Way

04/16/2026
Humint key art
7.0

REVIEW: ‘Humint’ Brings Top-Tier Action But Midling Espionage

04/12/2026
Stephan and Chao in ChaO
7.0

REVIEW: ‘ChaO’ Is A Delightfully Different Mermaid Tale

04/11/2026
Phoebe Dynevor in Thrash (2026)
6.5

REVIEW: ‘Thrash’ (2026) Goes Down Easy

04/10/2026
Hamlet in Hamlet 2025 But Why Tho
4.0

REVIEW: ‘Hamlet’ (2025) Can’t Justify Its Strange Choices And Weak Composition

04/09/2026

Get BWT in your inbox!

Subscribe to our weekly newsletter and get the latest and greated in entertainment coverage.
Click Here
TRENDING POSTS
Big Mistakes
7.0
TV

REVIEW: ‘Big Mistakes’ Fumbles Before Sticking The Landing

By Allyson Johnson04/13/2026Updated:04/13/2026

Big Mistakes, starring Dan Levy and Taylor Ortega, is an effective but stumbling character-driven dark comedy for Netflix.

Park Bo-gum, Lee Sang-yi, and Kwak Dong-yeon in The Village Barber Season 1
8.5
TV

REVIEW: ‘The Village Barber’ Season 1 Is Pure Slice-Of-Life Relaxation

By Sarah Musnicky04/16/2026

Who knew watching someone run a salon would be so delightful? Well, in The Village Barber, it definitely is.

Phoebe Dynevor in Thrash (2026)
6.5
Film

REVIEW: ‘Thrash’ (2026) Goes Down Easy

By Jason Flatt04/10/2026Updated:04/11/2026

Thrash (2026) is pretty simple as far as thrillers go, even with its hybrid plot and complete genre switch from thriller to all-out shark action.

Black Women Anime — But Why Tho (9) BWT Recommends

10 Black Women in Anime That Made Me Feel Seen

By LaNeysha Campbell11/11/2023Updated:12/03/2024

Black women are some of anime’s most iconic characters, and that has a big impact on Black anime fans. Here are some of our favorites.

But Why Tho?
Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram Pinterest RSS YouTube Twitch
  • CONTACT US
  • ABOUT US
  • PRIVACY POLICY
  • SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTER
  • Review Score Guide
Sometimes we include links to online retail stores. If you click on one and make a purchase we may receive a small contribution.
Written Content is Copyright © 2026 But Why Tho? A Geek Community

Type above and press Enter to search. Press Esc to cancel.

But Why Tho Logo

Support Us!

We're able to keep making content thanks to readers like YOU!
Support independent media today with
Click Here